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Bidet of the Dead

from Nothing's Good Ever by Fun Never Starts

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lyrics

We are the toilet patrol
Get on your knees
Say pretty please
Pinch off a turd
Turd's the word
Out of the darkness and up from the depths
A gurgle of monsters pop out of your mess
Pray to your god, your porcelain master
A baby dumpling doesn't make you a toilet disaster

the rat, the cat. and the bat
strike again
they come to welcome you to
satans den
They crawl, they small, they’re quick
spit in your face,
gonna make you sick
the rat, the cat. and the bat
strike again
they come to welcome you to
satans den
They crawl, they small, they’re quick
Fangs on your ass
You might feel a prick

Reeking of horror
they crawl through the night
You've summoned stinking demons
to the devil's delight
Honor your servants
with satanic knowledge
Unleash them on the campus of a
shitty college
Bidet of the dead
Baby it's the bidet of the dead
the toilet patrol
broadcasting live
from satans asshole

Oh yeah!

the rat, the cat. and the bat
strike again
they come to welcome you to
satans den
They crawl, they small, they’re quick
spit in your face,
gonna make you sick

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from Nothing's Good Ever, released October 31, 2017

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